WARNING
Local newscasters in the South Bend / Mishawaka area were informing the public this evening of an unforeseen danger. It seems that the unusually warm and sunny weather of the past few days has been distorting the natural cycle of hibernation for some creatures. Reports have been circulating of sightings of one of these creatures in locations their presence is not normally associated with including Meijer, Wabash Electric, and a home in Granger, IN. One eyewitness reported seeing the creature riding in a gray SUV with Notre Dame plates. It is not known if said creature is a danger to the general public at this stage of its early development. Notre Dame biology professor Sherman McDizzle, PhD. is researching the possibility that this creature, which he describes as "a rare white Peepers bear," could be the offspring of a family that has lived in the Mishawaka area for approximately 8 years. McDizzle heard that this family has been or is in the process of migrating south. McDizzle urges caution to any who may encounter this creature. He warns: "you think it is harmless but then you find yourself talking in a high pitched voice, making funny faces at it, and wanting to bring it fun and colorful objects to play with. Before you know it the creature is laughing and smiling at you and then, well then......" he trailed off. Again, caution is urged for any who come in contact with the creature pictured below. Please inform any and all you know if you encounter it.
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